A Trusted Alias

mcry:

it astounds me that there’s teen artists on tumblr at a higher level then graduates working in cartoon and film industries and it’s mostly just really high quality homosexual porn

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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

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mishasminions:

AMERICA’S TOP MODELS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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arcanehex:

colo12spinner:

ask-kirby-characters:

themaraudersboys:

crazilyawesome:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’

‘fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy

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darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

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the-potter-tardis:

doitlikedowney:

my-angel-wears-a-trench-coat:

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:

blushingsilhouettes:

Repeat after me,

Disagreeing with a ship is fine. Not liking a ship is fine. Discussing why you don’t like a ship is okay. Bashing a ship is wrong. Bashing a ship is hurtful. Bashing the population of that ship is rude.

And you know what we do with the rude

*bangs fist on table* EAT THEM

PASS ME THE SALT

this just turned from great to fucking amazing

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doctorcaslock:

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

FUCK THIS SHIT- I AM SO DONE

I’LL LAY MY HEAD, BUT I WON’T REST,

I’LL JUST CRY SOME MORE

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ahighfunctioningmadmanwithmagic:

zephyreanbreeze:

adventurederpdaderpderp:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

guardiankarenterrier:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

i want to know how many people have the same thing as me, and if you do anything with it

weirdly enough I was having a conversation about this like an hour ago

how does anyone not have music stuck in their head just constantly

EXACTLY

All I hear is the drums

i constantly have cotton eyed joe in my head

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cumberbitch-freebitch:

wishful-geek:

do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary

I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something.

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one-fandom-more:

andratien:

supernatural-addicted:

lapfulofmisha:

someblokecalledrichbrook:

so far Tumblr is obsessed with: 

• A genocidal, time-travelling alien
• A sociopathic detective 
• An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief
• A manipulative cannibal 
• Two monster-hunting serial killers

welcome to tumblr  

Don’t forget the gay angel

This is so accurate I want to cry

don’t forget satan. we love us some satan.

And death is adorable

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severalbadpunslater:

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serpenscape:

Hey, you.

Yeah, you, the person who looks incredibly bored. Yeah, you. I’m talking to you.

You have really nice eyes.

I like your smile, too, because it means you’re happy, and I like it when you’re happy.

Now keep on scrolling because this is really embarrassing for me, okay?

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doctor-sherlock99:

nazismasher:

G

angelnerdydudewithwings:

simplydalektable:

thoroughlysherlocked:

consulting-meerkat:

bortky:

One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other

OH MY GOD

omg it got worse better

#You had one job Ron

dammit Ronald.

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scenephase:

eat-my-bloody-crumpet:

scenephase:

petition for teenage girls to stop marrying each other on facebook

Unless they are actually in love with each other and are actually getting married -.-

ok public apology to all of those 13 year old girls getting legally married to each other

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