A Trusted Alias

Transformers, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Sherlock, and other stuff I guess.   Word of caution: I don't tag a whole lot, so if triggers are a worry for you then you may want to ignore this blog.  Possibly and probably contains content NSFW

I'm a college student studying psych and this is what I do to procrastinate.

I love to chat so you can send me a message anytime <3

fuluv:

OH MY GOD GUYS

willmelon:

when the power goes out

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

(via trekupmysleeve)

shanryart:

cakejam:

”ill like this post so i can find it later on”

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HOW CAN YOU LIKED TWO POINT SMTH MILLION POSTS BUT ONLY FOLLOW TWELVE BLOGS

(via thegamingmuse)

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I;m dying

omg

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this

it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like

just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely

I;m dying

omg

(via sexualizedboat)

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

(via trekupmysleeve)

drunkfeferi:

a quick guide to baby etiquette 

Reblogging again since it is now cold season and, despite the fact that you would think this is common sense, I still have to ask strangers to please stop touching my daughter literally every time we go out. Please remember that what we view as a simple cold can actually put some babies in the hospital!

(via literally-the-president)

hi-nu-roly:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

(via literally-the-president)

tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

(via martinfreeman)

  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

trashpark:

A cute ghost to drag on your dash ^ u ^ <3

(click fullview!)

(via darksprawn)

overlypolitebisexual:

i feel like being a woman is always an adventure in being told you’re “too much” of something you’re always too loud, too heavy, too opinionated, too confident, too vain, too insecure and you take up too much fucking space

(via you-do-realize-that-sj)

it-s-a-metaphor-for-destiel:

perchu:

themininepeta:

dont let the guy who hates moreos see this

i love big cock

well that was unexpected 

(via you-do-realize-that-sj)